The introductory passage. The neophyte introduction to the wonderful world of Blog. Anxeity swells, dreams and visions of greatness vie for space with descriptions of mundane experience. How to convey that essential self? That push and wiggle for acknowledgement? How to be real...but also seem ubercool? Perhaps the process of blogging will somehow convey the magical ability to be angst ridden (and therefore meaningful) yet somehow convey a sense of jouissance? I give up! I'm doomed to being the ernest, ardent soul who longs after passion--messianic lovers with poetry upon their lips and bodies entwined with my own.